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		<title>The Pro&#8217;s And Con&#8217;s Of Having Sex With Paris Hilton</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
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What would the con&#8217;s and pro&#8217;s be of shagging with Paris Hilton?

Okai lets imagine me and you is out on the town dropping it like it very warm.
We is having fun times, and drinking lots of beer. And then - Paris Bloody Tiny Tits Hilton enters the building!
It clear then and there the only question [...]]]></description>
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<p>Okai lets imagine me and you is out on the town dropping it like it very warm.</p>
<p>We is having fun times, and drinking lots of beer. And then - Paris Bloody Tiny Tits Hilton enters the building!</p>
<p>It clear then and there the only question is, &#8220;<em>will I</em>&#8221; or &#8220;<em>will I not</em>&#8221; give the Paris my penis. So yes imagine this is true.</p>
<p>I have thought of all I can think of and I present below. Here is the pros &#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Pro&#8217;s:</strong></p>
<ol>
<li>Paris is actually pretty hot, so sex will be fun. Come on buddy, I think we all want to give her the time of day don&#8217;t we pal!</li>
<li>Paris is experience very and so I know what the equation of her mouth and my penis equals.</li>
<li>I could sell my story to the media of the world and make a few Dollars, Pounds, Euros and whatevers.</li>
<li>Right now I am not famous yet. But after I sex with Paris and I sell my story for millions I can then be famous and participate in reality television programs like <em>I Love New York</em>, season 1 million and 45 - and make even more money!</li>
<li>I can get you to secretly film me having sex with Paris, and then what we do is, we edit the footage, stick it on a DVD and sell it on the internet and make money! What we can do is split the money: I get 99% and you get 10%?</li>
<li>Because Paris is in the Hilton clan, we can get even the most expensive penthouse Hilton room in any big city in the world for free.</li>
<li>When she is in the bathroom powder her nose, I can play with her mobil phone and get phone numbers of her famous friends and I could sex with them after also.</li>
<li>Paris is not the most intelligent girl so with a bit of negotiation and a few big words like &#8220;<em>Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis</em>&#8221; she will be easily persuaded to do what I tell her to do, when I tell her to do and how I tell her to do it.</li>
<li>Maybe she is just a total idiot for giggle and actually she is more interesting than the most interested person in the world and maybe just maybe I will like her and marry with her and make lots of babies!</li>
<li>If she wants to marry me I can divorce with her and become a million man with no work or sweat! Easy peasy!</li>
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<p><strong>Cons:</strong></p>
<ol>
<li>If the condom explode and there is spillage on Paris and she becomes pregnant, the children may end up like her! This would be bad very for the planet earth.</li>
<li>Okai the sex will probably be lovely, but what about after? I might have to speak with her! This would be less interesting than death!</li>
<li>Paris is quite dirty so it may be so that she is so dirty that she has diseases.</li>
<li>If I want to get into a top university in the future like Harvard University school they say might &#8220;<em>wait a minute this is the Guy who had sex with Paris Hilton and sold his story to the media and sold the sex tape, he not good enough for our college</em>&#8220;. This would not be good for my future career as a Wall Street Journalist.</li>
<li>Maybe after spending a night with Paris and exchanging body liquids I will have less intelligence and use her phrases forever. THAT IS NOT HOT!</li>
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<p><strong>Final Thought</strong>:</p>
<p>Ok. The pro&#8217;s beat the con&#8217;s in number &#8230; But still sex with Paris is very decision difficult choice.</p>
<p>Paris my dearest darling, do not call me. I will call you - okai?</p>
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		<title>What Everybody Needs To Know About My Life Right Now!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 23:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
		
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<category>internet marketing</category><category>youtube</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okai, this Winston here.
For the past few months I have been keeping things real in the US Hey.
Anyway I could tell a long story. Instead I not tell you.
Just I have to show one video for a giggle.
While in Canada I do a video for internet market man Rick Chevron.
Check it out. Tell me what [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okai, this Winston here.</p>
<p>For the past few months I have been keeping things real in the US Hey.</p>
<p>Anyway I could tell a long story. Instead I not tell you.</p>
<p>Just I have to show one video for a giggle.</p>
<p>While in Canada I do a video for internet market man Rick Chevron.</p>
<p>Check it out. Tell me what sucks and what doesn&#8217;t. I listen to what doesn&#8217;t suck and I wipe my bottom with what you think does.</p>
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		<title>Get Rid Of Unhappiness Instantly and Easily</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rudi</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Hallo internets, this is Winston and Rudi, we love you!
We make a few video some time ago. So we make a list.
Chatting To Ladies

Where You Get This Top?

Free Dating Tips From Rudi
Rudi is the man with the ladies. Here learn free tips on how to make good love with ladies and chat them nice!

Our Skypecasting [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hallo internets, this is Winston and Rudi, we love you!</p>
<p>We make a few video some time ago. So we make a list.</p>
<p><strong>Chatting To Ladies</strong><br />
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<p><strong>Where You Get This Top?</strong><br />
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<p><strong>Free Dating Tips From Rudi</strong><br />
Rudi is the man with the ladies. Here learn free tips on how to make good love with ladies and chat them nice!<br />
<script src="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.js?mediaId:208619;affiliateId:76232;height:392;width:480;" type="text/javascript"></script></p>
<p><strong>Our Skypecasting Observations</strong><br />
We is famous comedy men who Skypecast on Skype. But we get very upset that some of our listeners and callers are stupid. So watch this video, don&#8217;t be stupid and come on our show!<br />
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<p><strong>Life Is Like A Lime 2</strong><br />
Life is like a lime. So says me, Winston. This is my second &#8220;Life Is Like A Lime Video&#8221;. Watch this watch the first video and comment which is best.<br />
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<p><strong>Life Is Like A Lime</strong><br />
If you want to build a business and makes a lots of money you need to spent lots of sacrifice and time in order to build momentum. Building a business and building momentum are like a Lime. Lime is like a lime.<br />
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<p><strong>Behind The Scenes</strong><br />
Behind the scenes after one of our videos &#8230;<br />
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<p><strong>To Be Successful: You Must Be Inquisitive</strong><br />
You need to ask questions to be successful - you need to get answeres to your questions and act upon them. You need to be inqusitive to be successful, and make lots of money!<br />
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<p><strong>Get This MySpace In Motion</strong><br />
Winston and Rudi get this MySpace shit in motion. Come on all you hot beautiful ladies, send us your pictures and marriage requests as comments yesh?<br />
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<p><strong>We Love Everybody</strong><br />
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We is famous comedy men who Skypecast on Skype.</p>
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